Meet Dash! The 10-pound CEO of Chaos Management. 😂
🚨 PLEASE READ HIS ENTIRE BIO BEFORE APPLYING! 🚨
Please don’t apply for Dash just because he’s cute. We know he’s cute. YOU know he’s cute. HE definitely knows he’s cute. 😂 But Dash has some very specific requirements for his forever home, and we want to make sure he’s going somewhere that truly fits his needs!
Dash is a 2½-year-old Papillon weighing about 10–12 pounds, with the attention span of a goldfish, the confidence of a Great Dane, and the personality of a tiny, opinionated old man.
Dash has a few requests for his future kingdom:
🐾 No other dogs. Dash has decided he is the only dog anyone needs. Cats? The jury is still out.
🐾 A calm home. Dash does not appreciate loud noises, chaos, or unnecessary nonsense. Older, respectful kids are fine, but he’d prefer not to live in a daycare.
🐾 A belly band. He’s still working on his bathroom manners. Apparently, being adorable doesn’t automatically make you housebroken.
🐾 Leash training. Dash has places to go, things to sniff, and absolutely no interest in following your itinerary. He’s a work in progress!
🐾 Patience and a sense of humor. Dash has approximately 47 tabs open in his brain at all times, and nobody knows where the music is coming from.
Underneath all that sass is a loving, loyal little guy who just wants his very own person to adore. He may be a little bossy, but he’s got a whole lot of love to give!
Dash is fully vetted and ready to find his forever home. He’s looking for someone who appreciates a little personality, doesn’t mind some training, and understands that sometimes the smallest dogs come with the biggest opinions.
If you’re looking for a tiny best friend with the personality of a disgruntled HOA president, Dash might just be your guy! 😂
Please make sure you’ve read ALL of his requirements before submitting an application. Dash may be adorable, but he’s not the right fit for every home, and that’s okay!
Interested in adopting Dash? Please fill out an adoption application on our website. Home check and adoption fee apply.
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